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  • Black SCREENMOUNT securely holding a Samsung T-series drive attached to a silver laptop to prevent dangling.

    SCREENMOUNT for samsung

    stop the dangle. dangling drives are a liability. SCREENMOUNT fixes that. precision-fit for the Samsung T-series. sli...
    €17,50
    €17,50
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  • SanDisk Extreme external SSD mounted securely on a laptop using the SCREENMOUNT accessory to prevent dangling drives

    SCREENMOUNT for sandisk

    stop the dangle. dangling drives are a liability. SCREENMOUNT fixes that. i designed this specifically for the SanDis...
    €17,50
    €17,50
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  • Samsung external drive mounted on the back of a silver MacBook using a universal SCREENMOUNT holder with a connected cable

    universal SCREENMOUNT

    one mount. any drive. shoots change. drives change. yesterday it was a T7. today it's a Crucial X9. tomorrow whatever...
    €20,00
    €20,00
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better, stronger, just as functional

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  • Large black mesh pouch with zipper and clip, designed to organize and carry larger gear like chargers and cameras.

    POUCH size large

    stop losing your stuff. (the biggest version.) chargers. v-locks. wireless kits. lav packs. spare batteries. even a c...
    €28,00
    €28,00
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  • Black medium-sized mesh pouch with zipper and clip for organizing everyday tools and accessories

    POUCH size medium

    stop losing your stuff. (the bigger version.) portable chargers. v-locks. wireless mic sets. lens caps. filters. film...
    €24,00
    €24,00
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  • Small black minimalistic pouch with mesh front holding a red card, designed for filmmakers and photographers.

    POUCH size small

    stop losing your stuff. SD cards. card readers. dongles. usb-c adapters. that one cable you only need once a month an...
    €20,00
    €20,00
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call it magical

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  • Large waterproof wrap cloth protecting a camera inside a textured black case against spills and drops.

    WRAP size large

    wrap it. stash it. protect it. (the bigger version.) a piece of magic cloth, sized up. waterproof one side, microfibe...
    €22,00
    €22,00
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  • Medium-sized waterproof wrap with 5mm padding protecting a camera lens on a textured black surface.

    WRAP size medium

    wrap it. stash it. protect it. a piece of magic cloth. waterproof one side, microfiber the other, padded in between. ...
    €18,00
    €18,00
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i'm sjoerd. filmmaker by trade. designer by frustration.

when i'm not on set, i'm at my 3D printer in the netherlands, making the camera gear i wish existed. every CRAP order is printed, packed, and shipped by me. if something's off, you're emailing me directly. that's the deal.

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for piece of mind.

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no more missing media.

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because it disappears

30 days returns

you’ve got 30 days to return anything you’re not feeling. if it’s unused, just send it back and we’ll take care of it. no hassle.

worldwide shipping

i ship worldwide, right to your doorstep. no matter where you’re creating. whether you’re deep in the city or out in the middle of nowhere, i’ll make sure our supply gets to you. from set to studio, i’ve got you covered.

designed in holland w/ love

i design everything in holland, with a lot of care and attention to detail. i only use quality materials and never take shortcuts. the goal’s simple: gear that holds up, no matter how hard you push it.

premium supply for a fair price

i know how this industry works. tiny tools, massive price tags. that’s never sat right with me. i’m here to make solid, affordable gear that actually makes sense.
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